Before we show you the girls,
here's a joke...
A man walks into
his doctor's. He's got a black eye and a split lip.
"What happened
to you?" asked the doctor.
"Well, in church
last Sunday, sitting in front of me was this big fat milf. When
we all stood up to sing the first hymn, I noticed that her dress
was caught in the crack of her ass. I thought this must have been
uncomfortable for her, so I decided to be helpfull..."
"You idiot!"
Exclaimed the doctor, "you didn't..."
"Yes, I did.
I pulled the dress out of the crack of her ass. She turned round
and smacked me in the face."
"What a stupid
thing to do!" Said the Doctor. "I hope you learnt your
lesson." The doctor patched him up.
However, the next
week, the same man turned up again at the doctor's office, with
his lip split again, and the other eye black.
"What happened
this time?" asked the doctor.
"Well, the same
fat old tart was sitting in front of me. This time when we stood
up to sing the hymn, I noticed again that her skirt was trapped
in the crack of her ass. After what happened last time, I knew
she wouldn't want me to fix it again. So I extended my fingers
out pointed, and pushed them into the crack of her ass, so that
her skirt got pushed in further as well. I'm not stupid, I didn't
want to upset her like I did before."
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