Before we show you the girls,
here's a joke...
A man walks into
his doctor's. He's got a black eye and a split lip.
to you?" asked the doctor.
church last Sunday, sitting in front of me was this big fat
milf. When we all stood up to sing the first hymn, I noticed
that her dress was caught in the crack of her ass. I thought
this must have been uncomfortable for her, so I decided to be
Exclaimed the doctor, "you didn't..."
"Yes, I did.
I pulled the dress out of the crack of her ass. She turned round
and smacked me in the face."
"What a stupid
thing to do!" Said the Doctor. "I hope you learnt
your lesson." The doctor patched him up.
However, the next
week, the same man turned up again at the doctor's office, with
his lip split again, and the other eye black.
this time?" asked the doctor.
same fat old tart was sitting in front of me. This time when
we stood up to sing the hymn, I noticed again that her skirt
was trapped in the crack of her ass. After what happened last
time, I knew she wouldn't want me to fix it again. So I extended
my fingers out pointed, and pushed them into the crack of her
ass, so that her skirt got pushed in further as well. I'm not
stupid, I didn't want to upset her like I did before."
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